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I do follow international news, a little, but I’ve never followed anything related to Israel. In fact, in my President Bob platform, you won’t find a single reference to Israel.

I’ve never once had a gut feeling that the Israeli’s were right or wrong (or that supporting them was right or wrong). And whenever anyone brings it up my eyes glaze over. Recently, thanks to Israel being more news-worthy (because of the war), my eyes are all sorts of glazed.

Coincidentally, a site I frequent posted a link to a Rachel Maddow piece on Israel – suggesting it as perfect starter material for [ignorant] people like me. So I gave it a watch and felt like I learned a little – though my eyes did glaze a little.

Then I read some comments on the post and spotted one that really simplified it. Whew!

The person, if effect, said that it would be as if:

a) persecuted peoples from the Middle East decided to form their own country; b) they invaded a chunk of the US and declared the land theirs; c) they were resisted by the US but held tight thanks to military and financial support from Russia and China; d) they slowly (but widely) grew out their territory to create buffer; e) all of which leads to the US hating Russia, China, and these new conquerors. f) Throughout this process, the conquerors have booted out the previous American residents, taken their homes, and occasionally squelched small bands of ill-equipped-but-occasionally-radical American patriots.

(Why can’t everyone talk like this?)

From what little I’ve read the only issue remaining, in this simplification, is the justification of whether the Middle East invaders have any claim to that chunk of invaded US territory.

And to that I ask if it really matters.

Isn’t conquest a real part of our world? We Americans have no “claim” to our territory other than that we took it. The entire world has been colonized and re-colonized. Maybe God wanted the Israeli’s to have that land. Maybe God wanted anyone but them to have that land. And maybe there’s no such thing as God at all. But Israel took that land and made it their own – and it strikes me as hypocritical for any other conquering nation to criticize them.

Now tell me how foolishly naive and simplistic this post is. But use small words and speak slowly and, if my eyes lose focus, throw in some fun examples to spice up your point. Thanks!

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Once upon a time, VP Stupid suggested we bomb the middle-east into non-existence. However, it is this administration’s firm policy to hold all life as sacred; remember, I removed capital punishment from the books.

But then something like this happens in someone else’s country. And you wonder if bombing them into non-existence is actually something to consider. What alternatives are there?

• We conquer their country and install a new government.
• We look the other way.
• We send peace workers there and educate them.
• We send missionaries there and convert them to a less offensive religion.
• We nuke them off the face of the planet.

Every one of these “solutions” is problematic.

• We cannot conquer every backward country.
• We must do something.
• Education may not have our desired effect; remember, they believe they’re right.
• They won’t abandon their faith.
• Killing millions of innocents to stop thousands of idiots is wrong.

Looking back on our history, we went through a dark age as well – but we progressed through it. Will history repeat? What if they move in a darker direction? Is there risk that, with enough power, they could enforce their path upon us in the future? And why should so many suffer while we idly wait and hope for others to realize their own barbarism.

I’m not big on guilt-ridden perspective trips (reminding everyone how small our problems are) but this makes you think.