(today’s post: 270 words)
If there’s a chance something *could* happen, given enough time it *will* happen. Right?
One night at Tim Hortons, Julian, Mike, and I (and, I think, Keltie, Sophie, and Andrew… and maybe even Pam and Dan were there, too) were talking about the possibilities.
Curiously, and I like to think “out of character”, I was making the contrary argument against Julian and Mike. But then again, maybe it has to do with them both being programmer-types who deal with charts and plotted-points-that-approach-infinity.
Anyway, the discussion revolved around the not-entirely-original mixing of monkeys and type-writers and Shakespeare. If you have enough monkeys and enough type-writers, they said, it’s not just likely that the monkeys (not to be confused with the Monkees) will re-create, say, Hamlet – it’s guaranteed. Guaranteed!
And when you think about infinity, the reasonable response is “why wouldn’t it be guaranteed?”
But this night I got to thinking about actual monkeys in actual rooms in front of actual type-writers. And when I imagined them actually pressing single buttons, one-after-another (and not flinging poop at walls), I couldn’t even grasp the concept of any monkeys ever managing anything better than a page of gibberish with an occasional string of recognizable words that may fit together (with some imagination, and ignoring the need for proper punctuation and spacing).
Put yourself in that room with a monkey and a type-writer and an infinite amount of time and paper; can you ever imagine a page of coherent thought – let alone Hamlet? Put yourself in an infinite number of the aforementioned rooms and does anything change? No, really. Does it? Let me know. :p