Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) — First Impressions
Speaking of post-apocalyptic and waking up when the bombs hit (see yesterday’s post), I read a great story in the Bizarro Starter Kit from Jeremy Robert Johnson called Extinction Journals that’s exactly that (waking up when the bombs hit).
In the opening scene, the main character is wearing a suit with cockroaches threaded into it — a suit he built specifically for protection against the story’s just completed nuclear destruction of the world. And the suit is feeding on the President of the United States (who had been wearing a suit made with Twinkies).
Why cockroaches (and Twinkies)? The thought was that if the worst was to happen, you’d want to surround yourself with the stuff that would survive a nuclear war. Both of them survived, at least until the cockroaches ate through the Twinkies to get to the President. Later in the story, the main character meets a woman wearing ants (and nothing else), a man wearing other people’s skin as an outfit, a man wearing Styrofoam, and the manifestation of the concept of the Rapture. It may sound weird (which, as a “bizarro” title, may be stating the obvious), but the story really didn’t come across as weird to me. The idea of wearing a cockroach suit and melding with the little insects really comes off quite naturally within the story. Loved it.
Prior to that, I read a funny-and-sometimes-thought-provoking (horror?) story by CM3 called the Baby Jesus Butt Plug. The story revolves around a world filled with clones, an evil baby, and zombies. And before that I read a few short stories by D. Harlan Wilson. I enjoyed each of them a good bit, but I think the most memorable one, to me, was Hairware, Inc. — where a guy sold facial hair as pets. Right now, I’m reading a story that I find interesting, conceptually, as well as section-by-section, but for whatever reason it’s not doing much for me. It’s called the Greatest Fucking Moment in Sports by Kevin L. Donihe and I’ve been grinding through it while finishing off Neverwinter Nights 2: Storm of Zehir (which I finished last night!). It’s about the world’s best bicycle racer on his last run — and his overwhelming love for bugs.
Anyway, it’s a good collection so far. But right after I got the books I got hooked into a bunch of games and kind of lost focus. The reading has been slow-going in my distracted state but it’s still enjoyable. I’m looking forward to getting back into it and also editing up a story for submission.

