Celebrity Obsessions
There are a lot of celebrities vying for our collection attention, and there are a lot of celebrities that I pay attention to - because of their looks, their choices of roles in films and TV, the songs their bands produce, or just the sheer amount of drama they’re surrounded by. The following list are the 30 “entertainers” (alphabetical by first name) that, for the moment, steal my attention with the least effort:
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Who: Alison Lohman
Why: She’s so tiny! And so cute! And much older than she looks, *ahem*! ![]()
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Who: Brittany Murphy
Why: The movie Spun. Yep, that about says it.
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Who: Bijou Phillips
Why: I love the movie roles she picks.
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Who: Christian Bale
Why: American Psycho and The Machinist. I could say more, but that’s enough.
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Who: Claire Danes
Why: I think I’ve seen everything shes done, even My So Called Life. Haha. And she’s cute.
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Who: Crispin Glover
Why: Films like Dead Man, Back to the Future, and Charlie’s Angels (plus the movies that he’s directing) - and a completely unique personality.
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Who: Darren Aronofsky
Why: He directed Pi, Requiem for a Dream, and The Fountain.
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Who: David Lynch
Why: Everything he touches turns to gold. One of very few mainstream surrealists today.
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Who: Gwen Stefani
Why: Her music is a guilty pleasure. And she looks great with pink hair!
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Who: Jack White
Why: He’s making incredible music. And he beats people up!
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Who: John Goodman
Why: Barton Fink and The Big Lebowski. What an amazing force.
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Who: Johnny Depp
Why: He’s a rebel. And he’s got staggeringly-good looks. And I’ve seen every movie he’s done.
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Who: Jude Law
Why: I want to listen to him talk, and I don’t want him to ever stop. What a way with words.
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Who: Kate Moss
Why: She’s a wild, party girl. And those boobs! Hahaha.
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Who: Keira Knightley
Why: I’m not sure exactly. Haha. She has a great face, though.
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Who: Lindsay Lohan
Why: She seems like someone who does what she wants, regardless. See Paris Hilton.
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Who: Lucy Liu
Why: Movies like Kill Bill and Lucky Number Slevin. What a cutie.
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Who: Macaulay Culkin
Why: I like him because he’s gone from child-star to forgotten has-been to a film like Party Monster.
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Who: Matthew Fox
Why: Lost. And his looks. ![]()
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Who: Michael C. Hall
Why: Dexter. Dexter. And Dexter. Yeah…
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Who: Michelle Trachtenberg
Why: That eye makeup. And that mouth! Haha. I never got into the whole Buffy thing.
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Who: Mike Patton
Why: Mr. Bungle. Faith No More. Tomahawk. Fantomas. Lovage. Etc. Pure musical genius.
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Who: Naomi Watts
Why: She looks strung out. Why does that make me like her? Haha. Oh, and good movie choices like Mulholland Drive and Ellie Parker.
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Who: Natalie Portman
Why: I can’t stop looking at her. She’s amazing. And movies like Closer and Garden State help.
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Who: Paris Hilton
Why: She seems like someone who does what she wants, regardless. See Lindsay Lohan.
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Who: Penelope Cruz
Why: Vanilla Sky. Her character in that movie made me fall in love with her.
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Who: PT Anderson
Why: He directed the incredible Boogie Nights, Magnolia, and Punch-Drunk Love.
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Who: Vincent Gallo
Why: Movies like Arizona Dream, Buffalo 66, and The Brown Bunny. And his website/interviews. Haha.
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Who: Winona Ryder
Why: She has looks, she has fun, and she’s got a total (non-smelly) hippy vibe. And I’ve seen every movie she’s done.
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Who: Zach Braff
Why: Garden State, which was the perfect movie at the perfect time, and Scrubs. And his lips. Wow. What lips!
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February 5th, 2007 at 12:16 am
So, the women all have in common prominent breasts.
That’s deep.
February 5th, 2007 at 2:26 am
You were expecting depth from a post called “Celebrity Obsessions”?! Hahaha.
You’re just pissy that Scarlett Johansson isn’t on here. 
February 5th, 2007 at 10:31 am
Insofar as good looking celebrities goes, yeah, she makes the rest look like skanks. But I have evidence (www.thesuperficial.com) to suggest that Ms. Johansson’s personality doesn’t match her perfect looks.
Paris Hilton?! She’s the penultimate description of all that’s bad and loathed in our modern society. If somehow she and Brittney could be just ….. ugh. We didn’t invade Iraq to promote those cows!
February 6th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Who: Keira Knightley
Why: I’m not sure exactly. Haha. She has a great face, though.
AND she loves hot dogs
August 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Actually in some of the gitls pictures you cant even see breasts so … and second of all those that you can see are a fair representation of breats of all sizes and shapes - but i mean “COMMON” breasts what does that even mean. Do you want stange breasts. Out of this world breasts ? Square nipples… yeah didnt think so.