Bizarro
From The Magazine for Bizarro Fiction:
We are Currently Seeking for Future Issues:
- Short Fiction: 100 – 6,000 words.
We are only looking for the highest quality in Bizarro fiction. If you are planning on submitting fiction you better have read both Bizarro Starter Kits (at the very least).
- What we are looking for in stories: Strong characters. Strong plot. Strange and outlandish worlds. Think classic pulp fiction but if it were written by Lynch, Cronenberg, or Jodorowsky. Only submit your very best.
- What we are not looking for: Literary experimentalism. Stories where the main character wanders around in a drugged haze. Stories that take place in mental institutions. Stories where weird shit happens just for the sake of weird shit happening. Stories about Wizards. Traditional genre fiction.
Payment is one cent per word with a hundred dollar maximum. Payment upon publication. No Multiple submissions, No Simultaneous submissions. All submissions should have subject line: SUBMISSION: “Title of Story”
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction retains exclusive publication rights for one year. The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction is published on a quarterly basis. Issue 2 Coming October 2009!
I asked Candice for the starter kit for my birthday. (Is that bad to ask for a specific gift? I would have bought it myself but I don’t want to take away potential gift opportunities!) I plan to read the two collections, edit up one of my stories, and then submit it to the magazine for review. There is no listed deadline for submissions but I’m hoping I’ll be OK if I submit by the end of August. If not, I’ll go for the next issue.
I’m thinking/guessing my best chance for success is Recurring Dream. Any thoughts on that one?

